Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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