Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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