Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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