it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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