Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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