This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Less talking, more tequila
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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