the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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