It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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