her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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