Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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