her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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