didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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