OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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