She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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