She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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