yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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