Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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