I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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