Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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