I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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