Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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