In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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