Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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