I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
