But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
It's just like the Real World with babies
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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