Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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