Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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