Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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