OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
There are leaves in my underwear?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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