you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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