how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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