He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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