don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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