gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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