They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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