Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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