dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
