their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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