dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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