do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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