oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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