i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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