Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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