I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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