ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
NoShamevember. You game?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
