Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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