So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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