i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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