yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
this hospital has no fireball
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You've changed since you got that strap on
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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