when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
