I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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