your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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