I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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