I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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